I have this obsession with Troy. Watching it any time it’s on TV, probably about 10-12 times so far. It has everything: Some of the worst acting ever, Myrmidónes – an invincible ancient special forces team (half of them dies when hitting the coast), oversimplified mythology, lots of crowd shots, love, brotherly love, forbidden love, love of one’s country, calf love, crazy love, eternal love, holiday love, paternal love, mother love and some of the finest Hair Crime ever!